June 23, 2008, by CocoaZilla
5 Worst Chocolate Candy Bars Ever
They’re nasty, trust me:
The Kit-Kat Strawberry makes me want to wretch, and I’ve never even seen one, much less tasted it.
The Zero Bar is just as exciting as it sounds. I’ve tasted it. It starts off with a nasty aftertaste (ironic, huh?) and finishes like you just spent 10 minutes chewing styrofoam. Which is entirely possible.
Mint 3 Musketeers. I love mint and mint-chocolate. But the Mint 3 Musketeers is like drinking Pepto Bismol, only it takes longer.
Vanilla Charleston Chew was something my mom used to give me as punishment. It left your jaws sore, your teeth hurting and your stomach roiling. Avoid at all costs.
THE WINNER: The Nut Busters candy bar was so awful it seems to have been stricken from collective memory. I can’t find it anywhere online. I did taste one once, and the left side of my mouth is still numb from the experience. It also wins in the parallel category of worst chocolate candy bar name.