They’re nasty, trust me:
The Kit-Kat Strawberry makes me want to wretch, and I’ve never even seen one, much less tasted it.
The Zero Bar is just as exciting as it sounds. I’ve tasted it. It starts off with a nasty aftertaste (ironic, huh?) and finishes like you just spent 10 minutes chewing styrofoam. Which is entirely possible.
Mint 3 Musketeers. I love mint and mint-chocolate. But the Mint 3 Musketeers is like drinking Pepto Bismol, only it takes longer.
Vanilla Charleston Chew was something my mom used to give me as punishment. It left your jaws sore, your teeth hurting and your stomach roiling. Avoid at all costs.
THE WINNER: The Nut Busters candy bar was so awful it seems to have been stricken from collective memory. I can’t find it anywhere online. I did taste one once, and the left side of my mouth is still numb from the experience. It also wins in the parallel category of worst chocolate candy bar name.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:35 am
3 Musketeers Mint is delicious! I didn’t get in an argument with the 7-11 lady last week over it for nothing!
June 24th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Oh, I have to disagree. Although the fight would’ve been entertaining…
June 24th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
3 Musketeers Mint is fantastic. It’s basically a huger, creamier form of Andes Mint, which I’ve always loved.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I agree with everything except for the Mint 3 Musketeers (which is very unlike a 3 Musketeers and doesn’t really deserve the name, but should be allowed to exist with the name like Fluffy Fresh Cloud or something).
I think some of the worst bars are the “American Brand” knockoffs of Hershey bars and KitKats.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:19 am
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